Shine On, Weirdos!

Despite our rough start last week, our “not back to school” park trip on Friday afternoon seemed to set things right. Never underestimate the power of a couple hours spent chatting with fellow homeschool moms who know your pain! The kids spent the time with friends new and old, welcoming all of their fellow weirdos into the fold. It was glorious to behold.

It seems a bit sappy now but it really was just what we needed. This week kicked off on a much better note than last week, with willing children and better attitudes all around. We’re slowly but surely settling into a new routine and our new (slightly insane) evening schedule, making adjustments to our lesson planning, and tweaking a few curriculum choices (yes, already). We’re still getting into the groove but if this week is an indication of how the next few months are going to go, I will rejoice! Or I will at least not despair quite as much last week. It helps to know so many of us are in the same boat, trudging along separately but together, letting our weirdo light shine brightly to attract the other weirdos into our little circle of friends.

I hope everyone else’s week is going more smoothly–there was a whole lot of commiseration between all of those who were ready to lose our minds last week! And since the playground is what set our path right, here is my favorite homeschooling meme ever, because watching a group of un-self-conscious weirdo homeschoolers come up with games on a playground is *always* an adventure.




Right about now, you can go back and read my posts about how lovely September is, then feel free to come back and roll your eyes at me. Sure, I recall years when we haven’t had the best first day back after vacation (and obviously this week was no different). . . but holy moly. I cannot recall ever having such a crabtastic first week back! Everyone is overtired and whiny and acting like we’ve never done this before. It’s not even like I can blame suddenly having to get up early to catch a bus for their exhaustion–they’ve been sleeping until like 9 am every day! GET IT TOGETHER, CHILDREN!

I’m trying very hard to be patient and understanding as they adapt to their new and much busier dance schedule, but for realz . . . I am ready for a (solo) vacation to recover from this week of unprecedented snark and whining. I knew it was really not going to improve as the week went on when my 11 year old actually shrieked, “I AM NOT TIRED!” at us the other night. We’re back at toddler level around here, it seems.

So to everyone else having a rough week, whether it’s the first week back or not . . . solidarity, folks. May we all have a nice, relaxing weekend followed by a beautifully peaceful and cooperative week next week! Goodness knows we all need it.

And we’re back!


After a lovely and relaxing vacation week followed by a birthday, we are back in business! Of course, I always think it’s best to get right back on the horse after vacation. Next time I think that, punch me right in the face. Both children moaned about even being expected to do schoolwork today, one of the dogs had to be at the vet at 9 am, and my brain is anywhere but focused on getting anything productive done. Next year, maybe we’ll plan some “educational movie days” for the week following vacation/birthday and not be dumb enough to expect to throw ourselves back into our normal routine so quickly. I think I just assume that since dance classes and activities are starting back up today, it makes sense to get our school year routine going at the same time? Whatever I was thinking, I was wrong and it was dumb. Remind me next year, please.

So today hasn’t kicked off on the best foot, but hey, there’s always tomorrow, right? Let’s just accept that there will be no cute “back to school” photos of smiling children holding signs today and move on. I’ll be over here re-learning how to crochet while watching Netflix instead of unpacking and doing laundry, because if everyone else has a case of the Ultimate Mondays, I do, too.

Got any good cures for that post-vacation adjustment period? Tips and tricks for slipping easily back into routine? Motivation for everyone to get back to work??

Every. Time.


It happened (again)–that moment of panic when someone asks the kids what grade they’re in. Usually, we start drilling in September: “You are in 6th grade. Say it: ‘6th grade.’ Good, now you. Say it: ‘3rd grade.’ Yes, excellent.” Best to head it off before the inevitable confusion of cashiers and curious strangers kicks in as we wander around Target. My oldest is pretty good with it these days but her sister still looks at me like someone just asked if she wants to jump out of an airplane. I’m tempted to encourage them to try something different in response: “Grade level is an institutionalized construct designed to reduce children to a number instead of an individual with unique and varied learning abilities.” Take THAT, nosy neighborhood busybody!

How do your kids respond when asked what grade they’re in?

Return to Routine


September is my favorite time of year, and not just because of our wedding anniversary and oldest child’s birthday. September is that beautiful time of year when the weather is still nice but the flocks of schoolchildren are suddenly gone from our favorite playgrounds and field trip locations. Almost every year, we take a vacation (or stay-cation) during Labor Day week and fill it with everything from parks and zoos to beaches and indoor water parks. It’s a magical time of year, going from the crowds of people trying to eke out every last drop of summer fun at the end of August to gloriously empty destinations. We try to cram in as many outings and field trips as we can before winter sets in and school field trips begin taking over. And my poor children who have usually done schoolwork all summer finally get a real “vacation” to make me look like Mom of the Year again! Especially with it’s usually capped off by a birthday celebration for the firstborn.

Hit me up with your fun “back to school” traditions at this time of year! Special breakfast? Field trips? First day of school pictures?

Mathematize Me


Okay, that’s an exaggeration. She doesn’t answer them WRONG on purpose, she just literally spends 4 minutes adding 8+0 in her multiplication problem. While sketching a girl in a ballgown on the dry erase board. While staring off into space. While making my head explode.

This kid is a truly incredible artist, a fabulous storyteller, a dedicated dancer, and interested in a hundred different things–just not math. It’s tedious and boring and repetitive (in her mind) and she wants to be doing literally ANYTHING else, which leads to the daydreaming, which leads to it taking even longer and (again, in her mind) justifying her dislike of it. She’s not bad at it! She grasps the concepts just fine, she just does NOT want to sit and work through the same kind of problem 20 times. We’ve come a long way since 1st grade, when math ended in tears daily because I couldn’t let go of my need to finish each set of problems . . . once I discovered that I could have her do fewer problems as long as she “gets it,” that sure helped. Handing off math instruction to a computer-based curriculum helped too, until I realized that if no one prompted her to write down the problems, she would stare off into space for 10 minutes wondering if she could do it in her head. Math has been quite a tumultuous journey for my little Hater of Math and her Math-Lovin’ Mama.

Still, we keep on trucking. Soon we will try going back to a story-based math program that she enjoyed in the past, which hopefully will open some magical math windows in her brain now that we can work through it together instead of having a toddler in the mix to keep us from focusing enough to actually learn from it.

Please, please let it work for us this time. PLEASE I BEG OF YOU! If my head explodes by this time next week, just wipe up the pieces and hand her an abacus, okay?

The Best Laid Plans


As I’ve mentioned before, I looooove planning. I love spreadsheets and checklists and charts and color-coded schedules . . . and I love ignoring them after they’re made. I was once called “the least type A type A person ever” and thought that was a pretty accurate description. What can I say–I like to convince myself I have my life in order, especially when it comes to homeschooling! Except, of course, that I really prefer to wing it most of the time. My firstborn and I spent a great deal of time butting heads during our early homeschooling years, largely because I made the mistake of creating detailed lesson plans and setting goals of what we needed to have done during each week (or month, or quarter). Learning to let go of my own unrealistic expectations and embrace what actually works for us was probably the most vital lesson in our homeschool journey. Even if I love planning, we are all better off if those plans stay loosey-goosey so that when something comes up, I can shift things around without stressing.

This is particularly apt right now, when I’m mapping out lesson numbers for the coming weeks. They look so pretty in a table on Google Docs, all evenly spaced and labeled and nicely organized. We go on vacation the first week of September most years so I wanted to jot down lesson numbers for the week after the trip, to keep myself from having to figure it all out at the last minute after a week away. Then yesterday my children asked if they could each pick one subject to skip during schoolwork. I agreed because look, I need as many un-ironic “Mom of the Year” moments as I can get, okay? They’ve finally realized other kids get ACTUAL summer break and if letting them each skip one tiny chunk of schoolwork makes them feel like I’m a benevolent ruler instead of an evil hag, I’m going with it.

What it led to, however, was a discussion about whether they should have weekly goals with the freedom to choose which subjects they wanted each day, as long as it all got done by the end of the week. I’m not positive this will work for us–I can definitely see my 6th grader deciding to save all of her math lessons for Friday, because those take her the longest, and then we’d be all burnt out at the end of the week while she has 75 hours’ worth of math problems to do. So it will need SOME guidelines (especially as far as math goes), like maybe certain subjects will require a certain number of days per week instead of just getting through the specific lessons whenever they want . . . but hey, it gave me the opportunity to create YET ANOTHER weekly checklist to fill in!

I’m starting to wonder if my children know me so well that they actually orchestrated this because they thought I’d be in a good mood if I had new checklists to work on. Am I being played? Hmm. It’s entirely possible, but since I have such a pretty new table to work on, I don’t really care!

The M Word

Not “Mom-mom-mom-mama-mama-mommy-mom,” the OTHER M Word.


We resisted the Minecraft trend for quite a while, actually, under the guise of “you don’t need something else to be obsessed with, kthxbye.” In the end, we caved. It really isn’t THAT annoying and I occasionally make them build me something out of a history book. My youngest is 8 and really wants to PLAY, while my almost-11 year old has been done with toys for a while now, and done with the dolls that her sister adores for even longer. Minecraft is one thing they will play together and usually pretty cooperatively. They even build some pretty cool stuff. I’ve gotten into the (regretful) habit of letting them play a lot this summer because it’s “summer break” and we didn’t sign up for any camps. They have to get schoolwork done first but on the days we’re not running around like crazy people trying to fit in summer fun, well. They like to Skype or FaceTime with friends while playing together and that’s got to be better than talking to strangers in AOL chat rooms like when I was a kid, right? Or at least about the same as when we used to play Doom with friends and family over our dial-up modems–in Minecraft, they’re not trying to murder each other, so that seems like a win. Plenty of people out there incorporate Minecraft into their homeschool curriculum and I salute them, because I can only tolerate it as long as I don’t have to actively think about it.

But . . . so help me, if I have to keep listening to not only them actually playing it, but talking about it hours later . . . all I can say is thank heavens there are only two weeks left of “summer break” before we go on vacation for a week and then get started into our regular fall schedule, which means waaaaaaay less Minecraft! Hurrah!



. . . and Dinner Time.


Sometimes I feel like the fact that we are home most days should allow for MORE time to dedicate to meal prep . . . and then late afternoon rolls around and whatever lofty plan I have concocted falls by the wayside. If we’ve been home all day, I’m burnt out. If we’ve been out all day, I’m exhausted. Either way, I hate cooking, so both become a ready excuse for not making dinner.

Then again, in a few weeks our evenings will become so busy that dinners will HAVE to be planned out and regimented based on who is home when . . . so summer is a good time to let it all go before that happens, right? RIGHT? Or maybe it’s just time to start adding home ec into our schoolwork schedule so the kids can start making dinners for us? My kids can handle enough that I think it’s unlikely they’d starve if left to fend for themselves, but not quite enough to be trusted to make a decent-tasting meal. It’s clearly time to up our game. Math, science, life skills–making them do more cooking seems like a win win!

Homeschool moms (and dads) spend a lot of time chauffeuring children hither and yon, we’ve learned, and we all deserve a break now and then! Do you enjoy cooking? Got any tips or tricks for managing family-friendly meals when you’re short on time (or energy, or patience)?

Snack Time


Maybe it’s because my poor unsocialized homeschoolers don’t have to sit and eat at a specific time each day, but this is life in our house, especially over the summer. Ten minutes after breakfast is done, my 8 year old is asking me to start lunch.

Of course, when we leave the house, they can’t possibly eat LUNCH FOOD. No sandwiches for these little angels. We’ve tried all different kinds, along with wraps, yogurts (and my oldest has food allergies so the non-dairy ones aren’t cheap), salads. The 10 year old will deign to eat some hummus with pretzels, fortunately, but that’s about as nutritious a packed lunch as we can manage. Aside from the school bus in the morning thing, not having to eat lunch out of the house every day is one of the biggest reliefs about homeschooling around here. If we’re headed to a park or a field trip, I fill the “lunch bag” (ha!) with a variety of snacks and that serves as lunch on the go. I *almost* got an allergy-safe Fluff replacement, but oldest child doesn’t like Sunbutter on sandwiches either, so her sandwich would have been just Fluff and jam. I then had to debate whether I wanted her to eat white bread so badly that I would hand her a Sugar Sandwich and decided that hummus was perfectly adequate.

Do your homeschoolers want to eat constantly when you’re at home–or out? Got any favorite packable snack/lunch foods that your kids love? Now that we’re past the diaper bag and stroller stage, I only bring food if absolutely necessary . . . otherwise, the children are given my classic “once you start complaining you’re hungry, it’s time to leave” warning. It’s probably a good thing we can’t always find allergy-safe options when we’re out and about, because otherwise I’d be spending a million dollars on food everywhere we go just to keep from having to pack lunches!